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Order! Order!

Today was my first day entering a court.

The judge shouted “Order! Order!”.

I got very excited, and  shouted back “fried rice, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water.” 😆

I am now locked up in a dark room and waiting for the order. 😉

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The Electricity Bill!

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me.

But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, because the car was from the electricity company, and they were there to cut off the electricity.

My dad beat the crap out of me again!!!

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Principal’s Trust!

Once all the engineering professors were sitting in a plane.

Before the takeoff, they heard the following announcement:

“Dear professors, this plane is made by your students!”

Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside 😆 but their principal dint move a bit. One guy came up to the principal and asked, “aren’t you afraid?”

Then the principal replied
“I trust my students very well and I’m sure the plane won’t even start”. 😆

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