Category: Comedy

I almost chickened out from sending this: 1. Who is the father of chicken?Chicken ka bab. 2. Who is the mother of chicken?Chicken kee-ma. 3. How do you tell a chicken to call you on your mobile?Kalmi chicken 4. What happens when a chicken takes bath?Chicken shower-ma. 6. Chicken getting injection?Chicken teeka. 7. Chicken doing…

Hello, I’m a new employee and I’d like to change my username. How am I supposed to sell our products using the following Email ID assigned to me? Lorenzo Serra loser@corporatemployee.com Mr. Serra, I understand your inconvenience but unfortunately, all Email IDs are automatically generated by the system and can not be changed. We wish…

There were four people whose names were Somebody, Nobody , Mad and Brain. One day while Mad was walking down a road he saw Somebody killing Nobody, so he reported to a policeman through phone . Here is how the conversation went between Mad and the policeman: Mad: Sir, I saw Somebody was killing Nobody!…

Mani: “I don’t know what’s wrong, Doctor. Wherever I touch, it hurts.” Doctor: “What do you mean?” Mani: “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. When I touch my knee – Ouch! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” Doctor: “I know what’s wrong with you. You’ve broken your finger!” 😆 ***…

Read all the sentences in order This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is thirty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read…

Today was my first day entering a court. The judge shouted “Order! Order!”. I got very excited, and  shouted back “fried rice, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water.” 😆 I am now locked up in a dark room and waiting for the order. 😉 *** Feel free to…

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my dad woke up and…

Once all the engineering professors were sitting in a plane. Before the takeoff, they heard the following announcement: “Dear professors, this plane is made by your students!” Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside 😆 but their principal dint move a bit. One guy came up to the principal and asked, “aren’t…

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said “I am Stephen Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can’t afford to die.” So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The…

Interviewer: What is the technical difference between welding and wedding? Engineer: Not much! Both are joints in a way. In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas, in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever 😛 😉 Interviewer was shocked and impressed at the same time. Do you get the difference now?…

A woman gets cheated by her husband, and doesn’t know how to continue to live her life! She hears that there’s a very wise monk who lived up in a mountain and decides to consult him. After few days of traveling, walking and climbing, she reaches the top and visits the monk. Woman: I have…

When I was in school, my friend Mani use to ask a lot of questions! One day this hilarious incident took place. Mani to English Teacher: why do we ignore some letters while pronouncing a word? Example, ‘H’ in Honest etc… Teacher: Son, we are not ignoring them, but they are considered silent. During lunch…